1000 Greg tells the hostess that you're ready to be seated. She grabs a couple menus and leads the way to your table. As you pass the bar area, you notice that a $NWlarge group is having a birthday party in one of the private rooms. It looks $NWlike people are having fun early. Thankfully, the hostess seats you in a $NWquiet corner. As you take a seat, the waiter comes to the table. $NWWaiter: "Welcome to Cocina de Pe-Pe-Pepe. What can I get you two to drink?"#[1] Say, "Corona n' lime, please."#[2] Say, "Frozen Strawberry Margarita, please."#[3] Say, "Water, thanks."#2410#2420#2430# 2410 "Ah, Corona. The champagne of beers." Says Greg. You look at him strangely and $NWinform him that he's thinking of Miller High Life. $NWHe replies, "Oh. Er, I was making a metaphor." $NWHe looks up at the waiter and orders a water.####2500### 2420 The waiter jots down your order and looks at Greg, who's still browsing through $NWthe drink menu. Finally, he orders water.####2500### 2430 Greg: "I'll have the same."####2500### 2500 The waiter runs off to fetch your drinks. Meanwhile, you look down the menu, $NWdeciding what to order. Although you believe he'll offer to pay for dinner, $NWyou'd better choose something you can afford to pay for (if he doesn't).####2600### 2501 "You can't order that-- you only have $"++"in your wallet. You don't want to embarrass yourself if he doesn't pay for dinner."####### 2502 The waiter returns with your drinks. They serve water in wine glasses here-- $NWclassy. The waiter takes out his notepad and asks, "Ok, guys. What are you $NWeating at Pe-Pe-Pepe's today?" $NWYOU: "I'll have "++"."Greg: "How funny-- that's my favorite dish here. I hope you cook, too. Ha Ha Ha. Waiter, I'll have the same, thank you."The waiter takes your menu and walks away with the order.####### 2600 Across from you, Greg swirls around his water like a glass of wine. $NWGreg: "So, $NAME, what do you do?"#[1] Say, "I'm a student at a video game design school"#[2] Say, "I'm an accountant at one of the Big 5"#[3] Say, "I'm a bartender"#2610#2620#2630# 2610 Greg: "No way! I am THE biggest gamer. I have every single Madden game since Madden '02."$NW$NWYOU: "Do you play anything else?" $NW$NWGreg: "No."#[1] Say, "You're the reason I want to make games."#[2] Say, "That's cool. If you like games, maybe you should try something new. I can make some recommendations."#[3] Say, "*COUGH* . . dork."#2611#2612#2613# 2620 Greg: "OooOooOoo!!! Numbers. I haven't met many girls that can do math."#[1] Say, "Haha. Aw. I hope that's not true."#[2] Say, "That can't be true."#[3] Say, "Clearly, you haven't met a lot of women."#2611#2612#2613# 2630 Greg: "Wow. You must get hit on by a lot of men."#[1] Say, "Yah, I make a lot from tips"#[2] Say, "It happens."#[3] Say, "No, for some reason I don't."#2631#2612#2632# 2611 Greg continues swirling around his water with a smile on his face.####2700### 2612 Greg doesn't responsd. He takes a sip of his water.####2700### 2613 Greg sits there-- shocked. An air of awkward silence ensues . . . You're reminded $NWwhat your mom told you: " . . . be NICE and ATTRACTIVE". ####2700### 2631 Greg continues swirling around his water and looks away-- something you said $NWmust have intimidated him.####2700### 2632 Greg snickers to himself and you wonder why . . . ?####2700### 2700 YOU: "So what do you do, Greg?" $NWGreg: "I'm a dentist. All my friends call me Dr. G because I'm so cool."#[1] Decide to call him 'Dr. G' from now on#[2] Decide to continue calling him by his REAL name for the rest of the night.#[3] Roll your eyes and decide to continue calling him by his REAL name for the rest of the night.#2801#2802#2803# 2801 YOU: "That's neat, Dr.G. Excuse me, I need to use the ladies' room." $NWYou get up and head for the restroom. Along the way, you notice a lady $NWis following you into the restroom. You enter the restroom and all the stalls $NWare full.#[1] Fix your makeup and head back.#[2] Wash your hands and head back.#[3] Talk to the lady who followed you.#2901#2902#2903# 2802 YOU: "That's neat, Greg. Excuse me, I need to use the ladies' room." $NWYou get up and head for the restroom. Along the way, you notice a lady $NWis following you into the restroom. You enter the restroom and all the stalls $NWare full.#[1] Fix your makeup and head back.#[2] Wash your hands and head back.#[3] Talk to the lady who followed you.#2901#2902#2903# 2803 YOU (rolling eyes): "That's neat, Greg. Excuse me, Greg, I need to use the ladies' room." $NWYou get up and head for the restroom. Along the way, you notice a lady $NWis following you into the restroom. You enter the restroom and all the stalls $NWare full.#[1] Fix your makeup and head back.#[2] Wash your hands and head back.#[3] Talk to the lady who followed you.#2901#2902#2903# 2901 You touch up your eye makeup and apply some chapstick. In the mirror, you see $NWthe lady is watching you. She looks like she has something to say…#[1] Talk to the lady#[2] Give her an odd look as you finish your makeup and leave.##2903#2905## 2902 As you're washing your hands, you notice in the mirror that the lady is $NWwatching you. She looks like she has something to say…#[1] Talk to the lady#[2] Hurry up and get out of there. Give her an odd look as you walk past her.##2903#2905## 2903 You turn around and smile at the lady. "Can I help you?", you ask. $NWThe lady apologizes, "I'm sorry, you must think I'm strange, but I noticed $NWyou have beautiful lips."#[1] Ignore her and LEAVE.#[2] Say, "Thank you."##2905#2904## 2904 Lady: "I hope you're not thinking that I'm hitting on you. Actually, I'm a $NWMary Kay saleswoman and I have this great new product: the Super Lip Gloss. $NWThis stuff works better than collagen. I can give you a free sample, and if $NWyou like it you could call me any time to order a full size version."#[1] Take the free Super Lip Gloss#[2] Decline her offer. You can't stand salespeople.##3001#2905## 2905 You rush out of the bathroom, slightly disturbed by what happened.####3002### 3001 You take the Super Lip Gloss sample and apply it. You're amazed how much $NWbetter your lips look. You tuck the lip gloss into your purse and head out of $NWthe restroom. $NWAs you head for the table, you stumble over something. Looking down, you see $NWa drunk woman slumped against the wall. She must have crawled over from the $NWwild private party.#[1] See if she's ok#[2] Keep walking##3011#3021## 3002 As you head for the table, you stumble over something. Looking behind you, you $NWsee a drunk woman slumped against the wall. She must have crawled over from $NWthe wild private party.#[1] See if she's ok#[2] Keep walking##3011#3021## 3011 You walk to the woman and squat in front of her. You gently shake her to see $NWif she's conscious. She jolts . . . then slumps further, She takes your hand $NWand gives you a 600,000v STUN GUN, mumbling "I'm ok, I'm ok… but here, take $NWthis before I hurt myself" Just then, she slumps over and falls into a deep $NWsleep.####3100### 3021 You quietly step over her body and continue walking back to the table. When $NWyou're halfway there, you start to feel guilty about leaving the woman $NWalone.#[1] Go back and check on her.#[2] Ignore her, your lovely date with $GREG awaits!##3011#3100## 3100 Before sitting down, you grab a waiter and tell him about the young woman near $NWthe restroom. When you return to the table, you see the food has arrived and $NWGreg had started eating. You sit down and pick up your utensils. ####3400### 3201 While you eat, you think about the strange people you're meeting here. You're $NWwondering what Greg sees in this restaurant.####### 3202 While you eat, you think about what had just happened in the bathroom. Being $NWapproached by a saleswoman in the bathroom was strange, but you're happy $NWabout the free sample.####### 3301 Speaking of strange, you can't believe a woman drank herself so silly that $NWshe's slumped over in a restaurant corridor… The more you think about it, $NWthe more guilty you feel You excuse yourself from the table again and find $NWthe woman in the same spot.####### 3302 Speaking of strange, you can't believe that woman gave you a STUN GUN. You $NWalways wanted one of those. Although, you wonder if you even know how to use $NWit…?####### 3400 You look over at Greg, who had been shoveling food in his mouth since you got $NWthere. He's nearly finished with his dish, and he's staring at you $NWobservantly. With his mouth full, he spits out, "You know, $NAME, you're $NWnot ugly." Caught off guard, you instinctively say:#[1] Say, "Uh.. Well, $GREG, thanks!"#[2] Say, ". . . Huh?'"#[3] Say, "Well, $GREG, Wish I could say the same."#3501#3502#3503# 3501 "Yah," he nods. " You're not ugly-- but you're really tall for a girl."#[1] Say, "Wow, better stop the compliments before my head gets much bigger."#[2] Say, "Really? Well, I think 5'5" is about average for women."#[3] Say, "Maybe you're just short for a boy."#3601#3602#3603# 3502 "Yah," he nods. "You heard me. You're not ugly. . . though, you're really tall $NWfor a girl."#[1] Say, "Wow, better stop the compliments before my head gets much bigger."#[2] Say, "Really? Well, I think 5'5" is about average for women."#[3] Say, "Maybe you're just short for a boy."#3601#3602#3603# 3503 "Ouch!" He laughs. "Are you always this mean or is this how you flirt? Haha. $NWAnyway-- yes, you're not ugly . . . though, you're really tall for a girl."#[1] Say, "Wow, better stop the compliments before my head gets much bigger."#[2] Say, "Really? Well, I think 5'5" is about average for women."#[3] Say, "Maybe you're just short for a boy."#3601#3602#3603# 3601 Greg doesn't seem to hear you, "I think it's your heels. That's cool-- though, $NWwhen I get married, I don't know if I'd let my wife wear heels when we go out."#[1] Say, "Oh, right. Well, hopefully she's understanding."#[2] Say, "Well, I'm not sure if you can exert such control over someone."#[3] Say, "Maybe you could just learn to deal with your height, $GREG."#3701#3702#3703# 3602 Greg scoffs, "Yah, average for a tall person. Anyway, I think it's your heels. $NWThat's cool. When I get married, though, I don't know if I'd let my wife $NWwear heels when we go out."#[1] Say, "Oh, right. Well, hopefully she's understanding."#[2] Say, "Well, I'm not sure if you can exert such control over someone."#[3] Say, "Maybe you could just learn to deal with your height, $GREG."#3701#3702#3703# 3603 Greg looks annoyed. "I think it's your heels," he insists. "I guess that's $NWcool. When I get married, though, I don't know if I'd let my wife wear heels $NWwhen we go out."#[1] Say, "Oh, right. Well, hopefully she's understanding."#[2] Say, "Well, I'm not sure if you can exert such control over someone."#[3] Say, "Maybe you could just learn to deal with your own height, $GREG."#3701#3702#3703# 3701 Greg thinks for a while.$NWGreg: "Yah, you'd be perfect-- without the heels."####3800### 3702 "It's not about control," He says, matter-of-factly. "I just don't want her to $NWlook taller than me when she's not."####3800### 3703 Greg forces a laugh, "Haha. You're sassy." You might have struck a nerve.####3800### 3800 You've had just about enough of the conversation and the meal. You put down $NWyour fork, and moments later the bus boy comes by to collect the plates. The $NWwaiter follows up with the check and hands it to Greg.####9999### 3901 Greg picks up the check and studies it for a long while. Finally, he says, "Your half is $"++. I'll take care of the rest." You give him the cash.####### 3902 Greg: "You're a nice girl. I'll get the check." He pulls out his thick wallet and shuffles through a wad of singles. He lays some cash down on the check plate.####### 4001 Greg: "Let's check out the bar now." The two of you get up and walk over to the bar.####### 4002 You both get up and exit the restaurant.#######